Is Frank Kaminsky Really Arthur Christmas?
Arthur Christmas or Frank Kaminsky? |
The League Sources have it from a moderately reliable league source that Wisconsin basketball star Frank Kaminsky may in fact be Arthur Christmas.
The League Sources have been following this story through most of March Madness and the evidence is growing.
Sources close to Kaminsky report that in his free time he is always suspiciously writing letters. Kaminsky's mailman reportedly picks up, "Three sacks full of letters daily," from Kaminsky's apartment.
Custodian's at several stadiums report "excessive glitter" and "a strong peppermint smell" in the locker room after Wisconsin games.
One source reported reindeer grazing outside a practice complex and at least one eye witness claims to have seen Kaminsky "Flying in a sleigh."
Is the lanky Badger star really Santa's youngest son?
The photos (below) were found after a lot of research by the League Sources HQ of a season ticket holder who looks a lot like Grand Santa.
If that's not enough, we've acquired a shocking photo of a fan who appears to be Grand Santa fiddling around with the key to the Wisconsin locker room. The image was found on the security cameras where he was delivering what appeared to be Mrs. Claus's Homemade Cookies.
Cookies, similar to the ones below, were found outside the Wisconsin locker room after the incident.
So, as Wisconsin moves further into March Madness keep your eyes peeled for Grand Santa because even if you don't see him, he still sees you.
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